Joke:Tha Stepz - Revision history

Angel: /* Or try this (seems sketchy) */

2022-02-14T18:26:09Z

Or try this (seems sketchy)

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	#Try to relax your eyes and see further with both of these glasses. If we were to give this a name we'd call it active focus.		#Try to relax your eyes and see further with both of these glasses. If we were to give this a name we'd call it active focus.
	#In about 3-4 months you should be ready to reduce your distance vision glasses, eventually you can reduce your close-up glasses too.		#In about 3-4 months you should be ready to reduce your distance vision glasses, eventually you can reduce your close-up glasses too.
	#Make sure to get loads of distance vision		#Make sure to get loads of dynamic distance vision
	#???		#???
	#[[20/20]]<section end=thesteps/>		#[[20/20]]<section end=thesteps/>

2020-11-26T22:43:46Z

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	==Or try this (seems sketchy)==		==Or try this (seems sketchy)==
			This is the actual EndMyopia method in 'stepz' format. You are unlikely to improve with this alone.
	<section begin=thesteps/>		<section begin=thesteps/>
	#Buy glasses that are 1-2 diopters lower than normal correction, wear these for 4-6 weeks, these are your close-up glasses		#Buy glasses that are 1-2 diopters lower than normal correction, wear these for 4-6 weeks, these are your close-up glasses

2020-08-06T13:59:32Z

THA STEPZ: fix tha steps

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	# You have to do stepz 1–4 at the same time		# You have to do stepz 1–4 at the same time

	==Or try this (seems sketchy)==<section begin=thesteps/>		==Or try this (seems sketchy)==
			<section begin=thesteps/>
	#Buy glasses that are 1-2 diopters lower than normal correction, wear these for 4-6 weeks, these are your close-up glasses		#Buy glasses that are 1-2 diopters lower than normal correction, wear these for 4-6 weeks, these are your close-up glasses
	#Get an eye test after that		#Get an eye test after that

2020-06-14T16:31:47Z

Add the steps for LST

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	# You have to do stepz 1–4 at the same time		# You have to do stepz 1–4 at the same time

	==Or try this (seems sketchy)==		==Or try this (seems sketchy)==<section begin=thesteps/>
	#Buy glasses that are 1-2 diopters lower than normal correction, wear these for 4-6 weeks, these are your close-up glasses		#Buy glasses that are 1-2 diopters lower than normal correction, wear these for 4-6 weeks, these are your close-up glasses
	#Get an eye test after that		#Get an eye test after that
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	#Make sure to get loads of distance vision		#Make sure to get loads of distance vision
	#???		#???
	#[[20/20]]		#[[20/20]]<section end=thesteps/>

2020-06-11T01:38:04Z

category comes from the template

2020-06-07T00:04:22Z

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			{{Joke article}}
	=='''THA STEPZ'''==		=='''THA STEPZ'''==
	[[File:Yurt in a jungle looking place.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Your myopia improves 0.2639725 times faster if you swap the shack for a yurt and you make it a commune]]		[[File:Yurt in a jungle looking place.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Your myopia improves 0.2639725 times faster if you swap the shack for a yurt and you make it a commune]]

2020-05-28T13:56:10Z

'''THA STEPZ''': Typo fixing, typos fixed: 1-4 → 1–4

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	# Align your visualitory muscle fascias with a ‘1 month light detox’. If you skip a day start over		# Align your visualitory muscle fascias with a ‘1 month light detox’. If you skip a day start over
	# Vegetables are part of the problem, they are a medium between the earth and you. Cut out the middleman and eat soil		# Vegetables are part of the problem, they are a medium between the earth and you. Cut out the middleman and eat soil
	# You have to do stepz ~~1-4~~ at the same time		# You have to do stepz 1–4 at the same time

	==Or try this (seems sketchy)==		==Or try this (seems sketchy)==

2020-05-26T09:14:03Z

THA STEPZ: Grammar

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	=='''THA STEPZ'''==		=='''THA STEPZ'''==
	[[File:Yurt in a jungle looking place.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Your myopia improves 0.2639725 times faster if you swap the shack for ~~yurts~~ and you make it a commune]]		[[File:Yurt in a jungle looking place.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Your myopia improves 0.2639725 times faster if you swap the shack for a yurt and you make it a commune]]
	# Move to the National Radio Quiet Zone		# Move to the National Radio Quiet Zone
	# Set up a shack free from all government interference. Anti chemtrail gas mask at all times		# Set up a shack free from all government interference. Anti chemtrail gas mask at all times

2020-05-26T03:49:51Z

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	=='''THA STEPZ'''==		=='''THA STEPZ'''==
	[[File:Yurt in a jungle looking place.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Your myopia improves 0.2639725 times faster if you ~~purchase~~ the shack for yurts and you make it a commune]]		[[File:Yurt in a jungle looking place.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Your myopia improves 0.2639725 times faster if you swap the shack for yurts and you make it a commune]]
	# Move to the National Radio Quiet Zone		# Move to the National Radio Quiet Zone
	# Set up a shack free from all government interference. Anti chemtrail gas mask at all times		# Set up a shack free from all government interference. Anti chemtrail gas mask at all times

2020-05-26T03:48:46Z

That's much better

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	~~Article isn~~'~~t intended~~ to ~~actually help anyone~~, ~~it's more of an experiment~~ to ~~see how easily someone can summarise EM.~~		=='''THA STEPZ'''==
			[[File:Yurt in a jungle looking place.jpg\|right\|thumb\|Your myopia improves 0.2639725 times faster if you purchase the shack for yurts and you make it a commune]]
			# Move to the National Radio Quiet Zone
			# Set up a shack free from all government interference. Anti chemtrail gas mask at all times
			# Align your visualitory muscle fascias with a ‘1 month light detox’. If you skip a day start over
			# Vegetables are part of the problem, they are a medium between the earth and you. Cut out the middleman and eat soil
			# You have to do stepz 1-4 at the same time

			==Or try this (seems sketchy)==
	#Buy glasses that are 1-2 diopters lower than normal correction, wear these for 4-6 weeks, these are your close-up glasses		#Buy glasses that are 1-2 diopters lower than normal correction, wear these for 4-6 weeks, these are your close-up glasses
	#Get an eye test after that		#Get an eye test after that