Joke:Red Pill or Blue Pill

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This is a joke article, that shouldn't be taken seriously.
Articles such as this one may be very wacky, and terribly unprofessional. They won't improve your eyesight.

The Blue Pill

You take the blue pill, and you wake up as if all this vision improvement stuff was a dream. Eyesight improvement is impossible. Optometrists know best.

The Red Pill

You take the red pill, and Jake shows you how deep the rabbit hole goes.