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'''Jake Steiner''' is the last of the living [[eye guru]]s. He has a gigantic [[Jake Steiner (mythical)|beard]] and lives on a mountain in the sky. | '''Jake Steiner''' is the last of the living [[eye guru]]s. He has a gigantic [[Jake Steiner (mythical)|beard]] and lives on a mountain in the sky. | ||
People hear him chanting *Om, shanti shanti* to his followers. Through his guru wisdom his many adherents have completely cured their shortsightedness. | People hear him chanting *Om, shanti shanti* to his followers. Through his guru wisdom his many adherents have completely cured their [[shortsightedness]]. | ||
==See also== | |||
[[Jake Steiner]] | |||
Latest revision as of 00:11, 23 May 2020
Jake Steiner is the last of the living eye gurus. He has a gigantic beard and lives on a mountain in the sky.
People hear him chanting *Om, shanti shanti* to his followers. Through his guru wisdom his many adherents have completely cured their shortsightedness.