Joke:Jake Steiner (mythical)

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Jake Steiner is the last of the living eye gurus. He has a gigantic beard and lives on a mountain in the sky.

People hear him chanting *Om, shanti shanti* to his followers. Through his guru wisdom his many adherents have completely cured their shortsightedness.

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