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# Align your visualitory muscle fascias with a ‘1 month light detox’. If you skip a day start over | # Align your visualitory muscle fascias with a ‘1 month light detox’. If you skip a day start over | ||
# Vegetables are part of the problem, they are a medium between the earth and you. Cut out the middleman and eat soil | # Vegetables are part of the problem, they are a medium between the earth and you. Cut out the middleman and eat soil | ||
# You have to do stepz | # You have to do stepz 1–4 at the same time | ||
==Or try this (seems sketchy)== | ==Or try this (seems sketchy)== |
Revision as of 13:56, 28 May 2020
THA STEPZ
- Move to the National Radio Quiet Zone
- Set up a shack free from all government interference. Anti chemtrail gas mask at all times
- Align your visualitory muscle fascias with a ‘1 month light detox’. If you skip a day start over
- Vegetables are part of the problem, they are a medium between the earth and you. Cut out the middleman and eat soil
- You have to do stepz 1–4 at the same time
Or try this (seems sketchy)
- Buy glasses that are 1-2 diopters lower than normal correction, wear these for 4-6 weeks, these are your close-up glasses
- Get an eye test after that
- Buy glasses 0.25 diopters lower than your eye test result in both eyes, these are your distance glasses
- Use your close-up glasses for screens and your distance vision glasses for far away
- Try to relax your eyes and see further with both of these glasses. If we were to give this a name we'd call it active focus.
- In about 3-4 months you should be ready to reduce your distance vision glasses, eventually you can reduce your close-up glasses too.
- Make sure to get loads of distance vision
- ???
- 20/20